yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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