He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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