she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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