brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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