She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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