You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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