the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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