Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I need a burrito and a hug.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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