Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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