I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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