Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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