After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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