he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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