My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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