the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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