I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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