he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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