You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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