No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Randomize
