woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
