I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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