She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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