my mouth tastes like poor choices
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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