the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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