You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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