Your tits are I can't wait for
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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