16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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