So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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