I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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