no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
two words...techno handjob
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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