and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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