Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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