How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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