beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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