Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Hippo gnu deer
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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