Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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