Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
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