They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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