im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
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