The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
im holly from the hills drunk
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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