Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
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