Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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