quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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