im six kinds of drunk right now
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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