She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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