No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
is wine microwaveable?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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