Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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