whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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