just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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