If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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