I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I touched a dick in church today
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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