A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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