He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I supernannyed him into submission
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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