she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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