Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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