You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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