Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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