Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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