oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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