Only a mothe r could love this liver
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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