Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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