why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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