Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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