We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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